When we eat LittleSpeak now sits in a booster seat on a regular chair. This seat has an attachable tray but she’s really too big for it to fit on the seat anymore. Tonight at dinner she wanted it and DaddySpeak put it on for her then she got upset because it was too tight. Being upset she asked for her “ba”. I told her no, and asked her if she was a baby. As usual, she smiled hugely and shook her head no. The following conversation ensued:
BigSpeak: LittleSpeak are you going to send your binks to the babies soon?
LittleSpeaks nods and then shakes her head no. She’s understandably a bit torn about the whole concept still.
BigSpeak: The bink fairy is going to come get the binks and bring you a present! (Turns to me) Does the Bink Fairy come after you go to bed?
BigSpeak: Do you know what she looks like?
MommySpeak: No, she won’t come unless everyone’s in bed so we’ve never seen her.
BigSpeak: But she has wings cause she's a fairy.
MommySpeak: That's correct.
BigSpeak: All fairy's have wings. Angels have wings. They have halos too!
MommySpeak: Yes they do.
DaddySpeak: Angels can float you know.
BigSpeak: They can? Like in the water?
MommySpeak: No in the air.
DaddySpeak: Angels can pretty much go anywhere. They can even float through walls.
BigSpeak: Their halos let them float. I hope they don't get lost, what if they get lost?
MommySpeak & DaddySpeak: (in unison) The halo works as a GPS too.
Dude, I can’t make this stuff up.